Cumberland MD was caught off guard yesterday when Lewis Giblin came back to life in the county morgue during the autopsy and took a bite out of the pathologist. This caused a medium sized outbreak with only a couple hundred infected; nothing like the outbreak of ’68 which caused thousands of deaths that spanned five states. The local authorities found out the cause of the outbreak was a carton of milk that was left out for a couple of days. Officials from the CDC and FDA want to confirm that there’s no need to panic as this was an isolated incident due to Giblin’s poor hygiene and food safety practices.
The bigger story might be that the first call about zombies were to security companies that install zombie proofing items inside the home, such as steel window shutters and easy swing armored doors. The calls going to such companies first hindered the response time of police and other officials. If we are to keep the tragic events of yesterday from repeating, we must remember that the first call after acknowledging a zombie infestation should go out to the police or CDC for immediate containment.
And remember, aim for the head.
