December 12, 2008
The tale of Dracula, a never dying creature of the night, a soulless man that can’t love, feel pain, or grow old. While anyone that has never heard of Dracula must have either lived under a rock or had a VERY sheltered childhood. No one ever seems to find the correct way to depict this horrifying creature, except for a few that grasp the concept nicely (e.g. Dracula). Out of the incredible amount of failures , the title of worst can only be saved for Bram Stoker’s: Dracula’s Guest. Is it possible that a movie is so extremely bad, that it turns out to be good in its own way. Well this is that movie. This movie was so bad that Fatula himself went to sleep while watching.
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December 11, 2008
This one time I found a golden cat that caused me to switch bodies with Lindsay Lohan. That actually never happened and there’s no golden cat but if it did exist I would call him the “switcharoo-cat” and I would Freaky Friday everyone I know. The “switcharoo-cat” might not be real but its mystical voodoo powers sometimes show up in mysterious places.
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