Zombie Cake » Dracula http://zombiecake.com Fresh news on awesome internet occurrences. Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:52:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Fatula http://zombiecake.com/fatula http://zombiecake.com/fatula#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:45:53 +0000 voltaire http://zombiecake.com/?p=371 The tale of Dracula, a never dying creature of the night, a soulless man that can’t love, feel pain, or grow old. While anyone that has never heard of Dracula must have either lived under a rock or had a VERY sheltered childhood. No one ever seems to find the correct way to depict this horrifying creature, except for a few that grasp the concept nicely (e.g. Dracula). Out of the incredible amount of failures , the title of worst can only be saved for Bram Stoker’s: Dracula’s Guest. Is it possible that a movie is so extremely bad, that it turns out to be good in its own way. Well this is that movie. This movie was so bad that Fatula himself went to sleep while watching.

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The movie depicts a Dracula that must have found out that he could talk his way into any all-you-can-eat buffet and not pay, because he must be the fattest blood sucker ever shown on film. Even though I don’t believe the size of the actor is important, it sure didn’t help. The acting left much to be desired, and with all the energy spent on hand movements, who could have enough energy for acting anyway. During the rape scene I thought he was making himself float by pure finger power. He also seemed to be the worst use of powers of any Dracula, the only man he kills on camera is hung. How can you have the power to fly a man to the top of a cliff and let go or slowly drain him of all his blood, and you choose to have him hang himself.

With all things considered, the movie is worth watching on the sole count that it’s just so funny to watch how bad Bram Stoker did. Other wise, with random broken chairs, wereweilers(werewolf rotweilers), body count of one, and the horrible rape scene that made me laugh more than anything, this movie was just bad.

This movie recieves a rating of: Awful! (Start A Riot)
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