
Re-locate the other soft plushes to a safe zombie-proof bunker because here comes the Dismember-Me Plush Zombie horde! He’s got his quintessential freshly torn zombie suit and a “karate chop” action brain. ThinkGeek also made his head and limbs detachable so my zombie war reenactments look more realistic. Hit the link for a video and tons of action pics.
[ThinkGeek via EatOurBrains]
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When Zombies go on strike, you better give in to their demands. What do Zombies want? Well, if Zombies could do more than moan loudly they’d ask for non-tattered clothing. So here’s the perfect shirt to contribute to the their cause. Check out CafePress to purchase one for anyone you know that appreciates “the special brand of zombie and horror film humor”. It’d also be great when someone holed up in their zombie bunker needs a laugh.
Wait, there’s some strange noises outside, I’ll be back after I investigate…
Wow, the craziest thing just happened. Some random guy just jumped out and bit me! Man, he bit me pretty hard. Ugh, I feel a little woozy. Maybe I should go lie down…
[via CafePress]