One Of The Best Free Dating Sites For Zombies

by doctorfu

Zombie Harmony

Because Even Zombies Need Post-Apocalyptic Love. “I like nibbling people’s brains while walking on the beach. I like moaning at the sunset.”

Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings.

..Braaiins……

via [zombieharmony.com]

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voltaire

Thats good news, I have been wanting to find a place to exchange my limbs with other zombies

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Pink Ram

Sweet. Now I can find someone who shares my strong interest of wandering around aimsly and avoiding Lobo’s to the head.

(Lobo; n.; A axe like weapon developed by the US Marines (Jug Heads) to fend off Grays (Zombies) during a attack where ammo is on short hand. Made of recycled automobile parts, the Lobo is quick, efficient, and light in weight. It was developed after the Great Panic.

Grays; n.; Another term for Zombies. The word wasn’t used until after the Great Panic.)

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