The tale of Dracula, a never dying creature of the night, a soulless man that can’t love, feel pain, or grow old. While anyone that has never heard of Dracula must have either lived under a rock or had a VERY sheltered childhood. No one ever seems to find the correct way to depict this horrifying creature, except for a few that grasp the concept nicely (e.g. Dracula). Out of the incredible amount of failures , the title of worst can only be saved for Bram Stoker’s: Dracula’s Guest. Is it possible that a movie is so extremely bad, that it turns out to be good in its own way. Well this is that movie. This movie was so bad that Fatula himself went to sleep while watching.
I’m almost always against movie previews because it usually involves showing off all the funny parts until they’ve been run into the ground. However, this trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop looks hilarious and way better than the “funny” movies that have been coming out recently. I remember the good ol’ days where bad guys got hit with hot irons in the face and paint cans to the groin. Actually, this one time I pretended I was a gangster and set off firecrackers for free pizza. Good times. Where was I going with this? Any who, Kevin James is a mall cop turned Bruce Willis from Die Hard, enjoy!
Bender’s stance on pirating is: D.O. I.T.! But seriously, this is a great video from the Futurama panel at this year’s Comic Con. The Futurama movie is coming soon so do what Bender would do!
